Indian Army Attacks The Indian Army And Then Realizes.....#MirMak

Indian Army Attacks The Indian Army And Then Realizes.....#MirMak

In another hysterical twist of war mongering and nervousness, The Indian Army has delivered something which seems nothing more than a plot for a comical play on some Broadway theater. The cat has come out of the bag this time for the world to see. When the drama of surgical attacks did not work in the eyes of the world and The Guardian Newspaper itself questioned the authenticity of the surgical attack, it seems that another dream-to-die of isolating Pakistan took birth and suffocated itself within hours.

According to the exact words of NDTV India...

"The terrorists attacked the 46 Rashtriya Rifles camp of the army and the adjacent BSF camp in main town Baramulla in two groups at about 10:30 pm Sunday. Heavy firing and loud grenade blasts were heard"...

So the plan to create another comedy filled drama failed when the senior Indian army officer realized that the adjacent camps of the BSF and the RRF have been firing at each other. And this realization dawned upon the senior officers after 4 hours of both camps of the same Indian army firing at each other. Further reports suggests that a senior officer of The RRF realised that the drama has backfired and he ordered both the camps to stop firing at each other.

And the moment both the camps stopped firing at each other, reports started to come in that "The Terrorists" have fled. The way it seems these days, one does not need to watch any comedy channel. All one needs to do is to subscribe to the Indian News Channels and sit back with a box of popcorn and a few fizzy drinks, one would get all the comical relief one is looking for in a stressful day. And Bollywood, watch out, your security agencies are starting to give you a run for your money. And Mr. Johnny Lever, be careful, i hope some Brigadier or a General from an Indian Army does not take over your job...